Hey. I know that you are the most important person in the whole world. Why else would you be driving 5 miles an hour under the speed limit in the left lane, while texting? But, why oh why, do you have to speed up and not let anyone who might like to drive the speed limit not pass you? I’ve got places to go and the only thing I’m doing is driving. Let me get around you and be on my way. Sure passing you in the right lane is not ideal but, come on. Speeding up to cut me off? Good luck with that. By the time you looked up I was in front of you. Sure beep the horn, flip me off. 30 seconds after voicing your displeasure with my driving you were right back to 5 under the limit and within a minute you were out of sight, right back to pissing off everyone still stuck behind you. My suggestion. How about an electronic block on texting in the left lane? Text all you want… in the right lane. Only one lane? Too bad for you. Pull over.